Ready for a new laugh…

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And number 15 rolls off the press!


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More stuff to giggle over…

So the challenge we are putting out there is for you  to find the spelling mistake on the front page… Bugger – seems like we are always a bit quick to go to print!

If your eyes are a bit buggered and you need to see things bigger… click here

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Welcome Lucy and team!

LUCYIt’s a huge big welcome to Lucy Butler who has taken over as Franchise owner of Tirau Bugger Cafe this week.

Lucy has great plans for how she sees Bugger Cafe Tirau developing  and we are thrilled to have Lucy on board.

 

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Issue 10 rolls off the press…

Summer is here… and so too is the next newsletter


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The Satnav by Pam Ayres….

Due to popular request here is the poem for you to enjoy!! Isn’t Pam Ayres a clever bugger!

I have a little Satnav,
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver’s friend,
it tells you where you are.

I have a little Satnav,
I’ve had it all my life
It’s better than the normal ones,
My Satnav is my wife.

It gives me full instructions,
Especially how to drive
“It’s sixty miles an hour”, it says,
“You’re doing sixty five”

It tells me when to stop and start,
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it’s never ever,
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red,
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively,
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front,
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account,
It specifies my gear.

I’m sure no other driver,
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car,
It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counselling,
Each journey’s pretty fraught
So why don’t I exchange it,
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I’m properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things,
And keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages,
And my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then,
I could turn the bugger off.

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Be a WONDERFUL BUGGER and vote for us!

The 2015 Cafe of the Year is  underway and we are trying to take a nudge at the BEST RURAL CAFE!!!

Vote for the good buggers!If you vote you go in  the draw to win one of 10 $50 brunch vouchers each week! So by voting for both cafes (Pipiroa and Tirau) you increase your odds of being a lucky bugger!

How to vote:

TEXTING…

  • Text 9597 to 3010 to vote for Tirau
  • Text 9596 to vote for Pipiroa

ONLINE…

  • go HERE  and vote for Pipiroa and Tirau!

FACEBOOK…

  • go HERE and vote for Pipiroa and Tirau!

Thanks so much!!! Good luck on winning one of those brunches!!

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Is spring really nearly here???

Bugger it is so cold it is  hard to think it will be spring in a couple of weeks?!?… but the Spring newsletter has arrived so would be a miserable bugger not to share it now.. Click on the pic if you want to see a larger version so it is easier to read!

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If you haven’t managed to get to Tirau yet … take a peek at this!

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More Bugger moments for winter!

Come in and break up your trip and have a giggle with our new newsletter

 

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